MY Brother!

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.

Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"

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One Last Choo

When you Choo your buds for the last time. That's all 😔.

Me: "Today's my last day buds."
Me: *daps buds* "One last Choo 👊😔."

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DnD Day

The official day for the annual DnD (Dungeons and Dragons) event held on the Warlords server. It is held on June 9th every year (starting in 2021).

It is not a campaign, it is only a commitment to one day. Invites are best sent individually (rather than as a group chat) to avoid masochistic assumptions towards the host.

Host: "Good Evening Beautiful People. I am sending this message out to you all to invite you to play dungeons and dragons on DnD Day."
Noob: "Yooooooooooooo, I would play but I'm not too framiliar with the rules. :("
Host: "You don't have to be framiliar with anything, that's the beauty of the game!"
Noob: "Ehhhhhhhhh I think I'll just watch while you guys play."
Host: "I'll buy you free V-Bucks."
Noob: "Where do I sign?"

Mat Gang

When you have chicken feet and need support with a mat while you're scanning barcodes.

*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*

Me: *scans barcodes*

*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"