Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

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