as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS
Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.
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David Wenham's character portrayal of Tolkein's Faramir in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, directed by Peter Jackson. Movie Faramir is a bit darker than the Faramir in the Lord of the Rings books, but is more complex and ends up releasing the ring and Frodo anyways. He is often considered "really hot".
Movie Faramir's eyes seem to glow in the moonlight when standing near the forbidden pool, and his strawberry blonde hair gently plays with the breezes of the night. Then I interrupted the scene and presented him a baguette and some champaigne...
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An eCunt. I would never date him. Fucking ass.
His eCuntery knows no bounds.
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A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives
"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"
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when two friends are both angry at each other, but neither one acknowledges it. therefore, they are fighting, but not really. popular among teenage girls.
haley:"i think meg and i are having a secret fight. she was totally flirting with my boyfriend at jake's party last night."
marie: "yeah, she said she was mad that you were dating him. you guys didn't talk about it? you must be having a secret fight..."
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Is the most hoopty town in all of california
Amazing people live in Markleeville they are all my heros
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