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Bro : Hey, I just had yag xes yesterday!
Based Teacher: Nah dawg, ya can't fool me with that one.
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A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860âs using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.
Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.
Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.
Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.
This school is a literal wolf in sheepâs clothing. Voted as Victoriaâs no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for âlack of evidenceâ and âwe donât have the resources to investigate.â The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and âunlikely to happen in such a privileged school.â
Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: Câmon darling, it canât be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.
Thomas (eye rolls): Thatâs because heâs putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.
Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! Iâm going to spank you now and youâre gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: ð
The best of all powers out there because it is white.
Person 1: Red power!
Person 2: Blue power!
Person 3: Green Power!
Person 4: White power!
Random black person: Bro that's fucking racist.
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The 2019 McKInnon Secondary Scandal was an incident when the school blatantly lied about and covered up using
In early 2019, the school had an undisclosed scandal that was hurriedly covered up. The official report was a âslight misendeavor of no real significance.â All other enquiries relating to this incident were mysteriously postponed and silenced. However, the author can reveal the true nature of the circumstances. It all started with a viral Tik Tok trend (donât know which one, we donât use it) which persuaded children to deface school equipment and trash bathrooms, for the sake of gaining views and likes. Long story short, one student was framed for it (everything that others had previously done) and was pressured by the school to confess guilt. Being the only suspect (the school claimed this person was responsible for all), he ultimately had no evidence and as the school was an object of immense respect, it was their words against this unfortunate student. Following this, the school successfully blackmailed him by threatening to reveal the entire drama with the police if he did not confess and seek involuntary mental support. As mentioned before, it was the schoolâs word against his so he had no other choice but to admit guilt.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the 2019 McKinnon Secondary Scandal?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard NAME REDACTED was wrongly accused for it. The school had no solid proof.
Person 1: I know right. It's just a complete abuse of power. Also principals shouldn't have such power because they are unreliable and tell lies.
Person 2: Fr.
McKinnon Secondary College, which is a school in the boundaries of South Eastern Melbourne suburbs, Victoria, Australia)
An extremely sadistic and cruel vice principal of McKinnon Secondary College who frequently abuses his power to exert dominance towards students. Notable for using his high status to deceive educational ministers and parents into believing the students are misbehaving. A known smoker, Lachlan is also a hypocrite of the schoolâs âno-smoking policyâ which discriminates against vapes and cigarettes. He had once had several Year 10 students suspended for vaping in the school bathrooms, yet he smells like a chimney. He is also known to coerce the schoolâs psychologists into revealing sensitive data of any student and uses this resource to blackmail students into obeying him. He is the devil incarnate, the reaper of souls and the death king. Similarly, he has formed an alliance with some other similarly evil principals and teachers to together abuse their powers.
One of the authors recalls a time where Lachlan Noble suspected him of gaming in class and even reported the matter to his parents, of which they obviously believed. But before they arrived, he maliciously joked to the author that he should consider going to a special school because âregular schooling is not suitable for you.â When he tried reporting, his parents supported Lachlan because they trust the nonce more than their own child.
Haruku (to buddy) : Hey bro. I just got sent to Mr Nobleâs office and he yelled at me for using my phone in class. He then confiscated it and gave me detention. On top of that, he will call my parents. He's a damn jerk.
Ethan (sighs in exasperation): Yeah, I know right. A week ago, he claimed that I broke the window in room 2.2 but he forced me to confess and pay for it. Afterwards, I tried to report him but he just changed my grades and refused to change them back until I withdrew my report. Life sucks.
Lachlan Noble (autistic screeching): HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!!! I WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS !!!!111!!!!1!!!11
Haruku an Ethan (very scared): Bro, weâre fucked. ððð
A science teacher who was forced into beginning a meth industry to help his family and pay off his cancer treatment. The story "Breaking Bad" tells a sad tale of this guy being exploited by the system that he worked so hard for, only to be shunned and forgotten by it.
Walter Hartwell White was exploited while living in "free" America and was forced to sell methamphetamine to make ends meet.