Unsex

The act of sticking your penis into a pregnant woman's vagina (preferably sooner rather than later for more ease), and using it as a vacuum to get rid of the fertilised egg. Often a last resort when no contraception was used, and abortions are out of the picture.

Michael: Dude, I banged her so hard the other night, I came inside. It was great.
John: WOAH! Is she on the pill then?
Michael: Nah, I unsexed her the next day.

Linda: What can I do to get rid of the baby?
Doctor: If you can't afford an abortion, you can get your boyfriend to unsex you instead.

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