Pissoop

To pee and poop simultaneously.

I forgot to piss before I took that crap, and I didn't tuck in my weiner. I pissooped and pee went all over the place.

Pipe Tobacco a la Mode

A bowlful of tobacco (in a real tobacco pipe) with a special ingredient mixed in.

"Dude come over for some pipe tobacco a la mode."

"How could I resist such an offer?"

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Fuel the Jet

A verb used while confronted with a very stressful situation or an NDE in order to plan a safe escape/evacuation.

AKA: FTJ

"Cover me while I get the package! Fuel the Jet!"

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