Tuqaloshing

The act of waking up at 2 AM, on the 11. of September. Then walking into the woods, killing the first mammal you find. Taking it home, turning it into a fleshlight, and masturbating with it at the towns square. This is concidered illegal, unless you sing the swedish national anthem in russian, and finger your anal opening, twice every minute.

Person 1: "How did you end up here in prison?"

Person 2: "I went down to the square and started Tuqaloshing. I even fingered my asshole!"

Person 1: "Oh, silly you. You forgot to sing the swedish national anthem in russian!"

Gamer Far

A danish expression, which means: "gamer dad".

People by the name of Malte most likely have a "Gamer Far"

Person 1: "Hey Malte do you have a gamer far?"

Malte: "Of course i have, i'm Malte"