rat dick

a demeaning term used to describe someone whose penis size would otherwise be considered miniscule

Shut up rat dick!
Hey rat dick, go suck a nut you cockgobbler.

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Slut Pie

Any pie, especially the Table Top brand mini snack pies, that enjoy sexual relations with other snack pies.

A pie that "smells like funkiness"

"The cherry flavored pie was the biggest slut pie, that it was mistaken for being tomato flavored."

"SLUT PIES!"

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rat tail

a rather nappy type of mullet carefully trimed so that the hair in the middle at the base of the skull forms a single, disturbingly long, strand resembling that of a rat's tail; often spotted on young ratty looking children whose parents don't know any better than to get them a decent haircut

That redneck over there has a nasty rat tail.
Woah, check out the rat tail at three o'clock.

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