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night train

High Potency (18% ABV) citrus flavored fortified wine. It retails for just $2.69 for a 750ml bottle in most markets. A favorite of skid-row drunks. It is made by the same company that manufactures Thunderbird. Many experienced drunks have come to the conclusion that Night Train is just a flavored varient of Thunderbird. Recently taken off the market in many eastern states. Night Train is the drink referenced in the Guns N' Roses classic
Nightrain. The label reads Night Train Express, serve very cold along with a graphic of a black stream engine charging through the night.

"MD 20/20, no way, Night Train all the way"

by Lee Keller April 3, 2006

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St. Ides

St. Ides High Gravity is a popular potent (8.2% ABV) malt liquor. It is most frequently sold in 40oz Bottles that retai for a price of $1.99. It is also sold in 22oz bottles and 4/6 Packs of 16oz Cans. St. Ides has been endorsed by a number of popular rap musicians including Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Notorius B.I.G and most famously Ice Cube. Ice Cube was responsible for the tag line "Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides" that was used in a long running advertising campaign. St. Ides is also the subject of a song by the late folk singer Elliot Smith, St. Ides Heaven"

"Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides"

by Lee Keller April 3, 2006

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