valthorens

Generally regarded as the greatest graphic artists alive. They are quiet beings who value simple things in life such as the xbox 360. Their artistic skill is shown in the bedroom where women can simply not handle the pleasure by theirself and usually need back up from other girls. Valthorens are commonly in bed with up to 14 women at any given time.

"Oh my God! it feels so good it hurts! I need to ring mandy for help! This valthorens is sooo good!"

vaporific

A vaporific is a king of all kings, generally regarded as "The ultimate male." These are very rare and are usually found in the vicinity of popcorn machines.

"I don't believe it-its a V-v-vaporific"

Chicking

Chicking is the shortened form of "chew kicking." This is when chewing gum is released from the mouth and volleyed/kicked as far as possible before it touches the ground.

Bob: "ewww my chewing gum has lost its flavour."
Fred: "Chick it!"
Bob: *Chicks the gum*
Fred: "Dude, that was immense! Your Chicking is so good, you should try out for the Olympics. . ."

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perrott

Originating from a french name, a perrott is usually a man of many talents-primarily making women fall to their knees begging for penis. Apart from this, perrots enjoy ballroom dancing, carpentry and mickey mouse. Perrotts often dream of becoming a vaporific

"Oh no, its a perrott. . .I'm not getting laid tonight"

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perrott

Originating from a french name, a perrott is usually a man of many talents-primarily making women fall to their knees begging for penis. Apart from this, perrots enjoy ballroom dancing, carpentry and mickey mouse. Perrotts often dream of becoming a vaporific

"Oh no, its a perrott. . .I'm not getting laid tonight"

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poko poko

Poko Poko is the art of training a peacock to violently peck at a human's private area. Poko Poko masters can simply shout "Poko poko!" and any peacocks within a 31 mile radius will immediately flock to the master and attack the intended target.

Peter: "Bertie I HATE YOU!!!"
Bertie: "Poko poko!"

*fourteen peacocks appear and peck Peter. Peter required 16 stitches and a new arm*

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