Jug Tug

To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.

"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"

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Weebs

Extremely droopy mammaries that could both be grabed in one hand, thus creating a bunch of weebs

"Charlie Dimmock has got a right bunch of weebs"

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Yip

Slang word for sperm used in the north-west of england.

"ARRRGH I've got yip in my eye!!"

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Cloak of shame

A garment or item of cloathing that must be worn by the shamed.

"you have done wrong my son. you must now don the cloak of shame"

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Wum Cum

A womans sexual juices

"Theres a big wet patch of wum cum on my quilt"

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Gegger

Offensive English word for someone who has long hair or dresses differently from the rest of the flock. Applied to people into alternative/Rock/Metal music. usually said by immature closed minded people who wear nothing but brand name clothes in various garish colours.

"ya sweaty gegger!!"

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Shlegs

To have legs covered in shit from either not washing or stepping into a knee deep load of shit.

"my legs are covered in shit, i've got shlegs"

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