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A vagina looks like a YoYo when viewed from behind.
Sue bent over and showed me her Yoyo
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An uncercumsized penis.
If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.
When you can see a women's erect nipples sitting on the areolas. The nipple is the cup and the areola is the saucer.
Judy was turned on and horny. Her nips were erect and her areolas were puffy. I wouldn't mind tweaking those cups and saucers.
A fat stomach that overhangs your genitals.
Bill hasn't seen his balls in years as the view is blocked by his cock canopy.
Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.
Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".
A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.
Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.
It is a mixed shot consisting of 50% Baileys and 50% Creme de menthe.
Last night Carl kept mixing us shots of John and Gail. I woke up with a wicked hangover.