Yardblowies

Yardblowies is the act of receiving oral pleasure while scavenging for used auto parts at an auto salvage yard. It is highly sought after due to it's elusive nature, and it is difficult to find a female partner to orcastrate the act, due to their lack of enjoyment from being forced to accompany their partner at the salvage yard for extended periods.

"oh man, I hope it rains at the junkyard tomorrow, so we get stuck in a car so I can get some yardblowies!"

skank pudding

skank pudding is the production of fluid that is accumulated when an unwashed, less then virtuous female has sexual relations with an unwashed male. The pudding can be a white frothy liquid that is a mixture from both parties and has a pungent oder that can be offensive or disterbing.

Damn bro, spray the febreeze in here when your done with your woman it smells like skank pudding in here.

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