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Squemy BoShuda is a guy from Golden BC who was ultimately banished from Emmett Otter's Jug Band. Squemy managed to put his life back together, move to Kamloops, and become a Search and Rescue team member.
Squemy will rarely aknowledge his name. However if asked or in the presence of a "moniker jacking" (which is more common than one would think) the BoShuda will hold his ground, as he, and ONLY HE, is the true Squemny BoShuda.
All others are imposters.
Dude 1: You play guitar like a Squemy BoShuda.
Dude 2: Thanks, Emmett axed his ass from the Jug Band because Squemy could shred better than he.
Dude 1: Well, Squemy has fingers and Emmet had claws.
Dude 2: True Dat!
Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.
Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.