snickerdoodle

v. to jizz blast
n. jizz
adj. (snickerdoodlish)a substance resembling snickerdoodle.

He was a gentleman and snickerdoodled on my belly rather than my face.

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Bud Light Lime

n. an alcoholic beverage consumed by homosexuals

n. Shep's favorite insult

C: Hi.
JS: Bud light lime is for homosexuals.
C: okay (walks away in shame, because she was pretty much just called a dyke).

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