Reality wank

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

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chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey

Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems

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Pugwash

A tit wank (australian)

G'day Gladys Give us a Pugwash will ya

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hand shandy

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

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twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

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little wee

The most special seven year old in the world.

Little Wee is the greatest even when she overeats

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bananas in pyjamas

Shit childrens programe.

Oh fuck bananas in pyjamas again!!!!!

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