the cake is a lie

When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.

Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'

Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'

Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?

Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it

Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!

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