Bigot

Someone that disagrees with you. Frequently used as an ad hominem attack against those with facts contrary to your misguided opinions, particularly when it is clear you are losing the argument. If you are arguing with a straight white male and are not all of those things, you may use this word as a de facto tactical nuke to instantly win any argument with complete impunity. If they object to it, well... What do they know, they're just a bigot.

Prima (SWM): I think Coke is better than Pepsi. It contains less sugar and caffeine, but more flavor.
Secunda (Not SWM): Have you ever thought that maybe other people have different opinions than you? No, you probably haven't, because you only think about yourself and other straight white males, you bigot!
Passersby: Oh shit, xe's got you there, bigot!
Prima: Fuck this.

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Credit Score

A number comprised of three digits, determined by a number of imaginary factors known in their entirety by only the corporation that made up the formula, that rules your life and everything in it.

After his identity was stolen, Danny's credit score tanked. He couldn't find an apartment anywhere, couldn't get a loan for a car, and was fired from his job of four years because they felt he was a financial risk to have around. Three little numbers ruined his life.

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