Harry Chapin-ed

To get killed in an accident by a truck on the highway in the fashion of the late singer, Harry Chapin.

Dude 1: Did you hear about the accident on the Interstate last night?
Dude 2: Yes, and I heard that the driver was Harry Chapin-ed!

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Two Pointer

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.

"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"

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TGIF13

An irregularly occuring goth holiday.

Lady of the dark: How should we celebrate TGIF13?
Pasty white dude: I'll have a Marilyn Manson Marathon!
Lady of the dark: Killer!

porndroid

Using an Android phone primarily to surf for porn.

Dave: I have 300 porn bookmarks on my Android!
Sam: don't you mean your Porndroid?

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