Yucatan Ukulele

Inserting a handful of Chicletes into the desired hole prior to vigorous intercourse than pulling out after a powerful orgasm keeping the gummy strings attached at both ends. The resulting instrument of lust is the Yucatan Ukulele. Enjoy amigos!

The mariachi strummed a soft flamingo tune after seeing my abuela on their funky fresh Yucatan Ukulele.

Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.

The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.

tampa tip toe

While in the doggy style position you insert your Great toe into the woman's butthole without pulling your penis out of her vagina.

I think I got a Charlie horse giving your mother a Tampa Tip Toe last Easter.

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