Gokuism

Newly founded religion, that follows the teachings of DBZ, DB, and DBGT. But primarily focuses on Goku.

Christianity: Jesus came to Earth and died to save us, once.

Gokuism: GOKU DIED TO SAVE US 3 TIMES!* DON'T YOU TELL ME WHO MY GOD IS!!

*3 times is including the incurable heart virus

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Hearphones

Umbrella term for headphones and earphones. Basically something you plug into an ipod and hear music out of.

Also head+ear=hear

Without Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your headphones out.
Student: I don't have any on.
Teacher: Yes you do! *grabs earphones*
Students: OOOH! you mean my earphones? (insert trollface)
With Hearphones:
Teacher: Take your hearphones out.
Student: I don't... oh wait.

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