Sunlillies

Do not fall for this deceiving name, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies is an enemy of Bob. She has cursed Wi-Fi, the most important disciple of Bob!

To war, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies has betrayed us for an unimportant objective. We must shake the very foundations of our enemy, and teach them a lesson they will never forget.

HOLY

Bob the Holy. You will be a part of Bob Cult if you accept the HOLY.

Bobist: Accept HOLY!
Atheist: NO.
Bob the Holy: HOLY LIGHT BLURSE YOU.

Zihan

A very murderous person. Must be born in Aries. Likes games, bloody Webtoons, and roasting people.

Zihan likes to murder people. She also just started playing a certain game on a browser.

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LegendaryWølf

That one noob who has a weird nickname. Also the one player in the game who quit halfway because of screen time. Also also part of the Bob Cult (the cult in which people worship and sacrifice to Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord). LegendaryWølf is insanely good at messing up.

Omg, is that LegendaryWølf on my hole.io server?! They absolutely SUCK!

Daniel An

That one annoying tall guy that sneaks up behind you and deletes your tabs. One way to spot a Daniel An: Start playing games on your browser. Oh, and he’ll have to be a family friend.

Daniel An: Boooo!
Random kid: Shut up I’m studying.
Daniel An: Too bad I’m deleting your textbook tabs.

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Cult of Bob

The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.

Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…

Simpism

Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.

Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!

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