Vegemite Sandwich

Known for being handed to tourists to the OZ by a muscular man from Brussels that may/may not look like a middle aged woman if you ask him if he speaks your language. After giving you said sandwich, he often tells you. "I come from a land down under, Where beer does flow and men chunder, Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!"

"Oi, Bill, when you go to the OZ, watch out for muscular brussels men, they will try to give you a vegemite sandwich!"

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Everything's coming up Milhouse

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.

"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

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Aids

What you have

"I'm sorry, but you have...aids" -Doctors

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