Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

14

The age where people perceive things as deep, when in reality they make absolutely no sense

14 year olds listen to Billie Eilish thinking it is deep when they are actually stupid

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Urban Dictionary

Trash

Spoiled BRAT: Urban Dictionary is trash. Just like you.
Bland Character: *kick*

Nokia 3310

The best phone to ever exist because it is indestructible. It was my first ever phone, which I got at 9 years old. In fact, it is in my left hand right now.

Me: *uses imagination*
Jocks: Hah u got a Nokia 3310
Me: *breaks their iPhone 11*
Jocks: *attempt to break mine, fail and cry like a baby*
Me: I'm as tough as Nokia!

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