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Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.
Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.
During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.
We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.
Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
In order to Bleutch, one must find a rabies infested animal, shoot it with a BB gun, and proceed to fillet it. Everything besides the fillet will be fed to a wild hog. The hog is then to be shot and gutted, saving the pig stomach and deep frying it. The fried pig stomach is then to be blended and placed in a small jar. This is to be done on a large scale. You then must assemble a team and take all of the jars and replace the local supply of Gerber's baby formula with them.
Me and the boys decided to Bleutch the local Safeway last week.
After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.