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After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.
Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.
With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword