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uncle stuff

the albertan slang for spooge

i got uncle stuff in my eye

by Leif November 22, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.

Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!

by Leif March 10, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


subscribe to the other magazine

A somewhat subtle way of saying that someone is a homosexual or a hinge. It can apply to either men or women. Basically, most hetero-guys would subscribe to Playboy and most hetero-gals would subscribe to Playgirl. However, a guy who subscribes to the "other magazine" would get Playgirl.

You rarely hear of a baseball player that subscribes to the other magazine.

by Leif July 8, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


jรƒยถnx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.

Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jรƒยถnx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jรƒยถnx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jรƒยถnx.

by Leif April 21, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

by Leif November 23, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.

It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.

by Leif April 4, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif April 4, 2005

61๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž