Leif

Norse name meaning "Beloved". Also the name of the first western European to settle North America (Leif Ericson), though the settlement was eventually abandoned due to native American raids.

Teacher: "Class, who was the first person to discover America?"
Student-1: "Christopher Columbus! In 1492!"
Teacher: "Very good Timmy..."
Student-2: "Wasn't it Leif Ericson in 1003?"
Teacher: "There is no proof of that Chris."
Student-2: "There's no proof that you have a brain, yet here we are sitting in your dumb-ass class."

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