Facebook Nazi

Any one of the plethora of pathetic, bitter nerd moderators whose only means of feeling "big" is by deleting the profiles of people who actually DO have lives. This is usually motivated by a desire to "get back at" the type of people who used to beat them up in high school for being computer geeks.

These people tend to live in their parents' basements and masturbate while watching countless reruns of Star Trek.

They also tend to be severely overweight, sweat profusely, smell moldy, have acne scars, outdated haircuts and clothing, and frequently cry instead of sleeping (although when in groups together, usually while grazing, they adamantly insist that they are "cool" or "misunderstood").

None of these people were asked to go to prom, or anything else resembling a "date" for that matter. And nobody would miss them if they died of horrible, horrible ass cancer.

Why the fuck is it any of your business how many friends I have or how many times we message each other each day? Fuck you, you fucking Facebook Nazi!

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