Cut Lunch

The same as a camel toe

You could see her cut lunch, that shit is hot!

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Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

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Baby Batter

Sperm, where babies come from, pecker snot

I sprayed baby batter all over Beth

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Pecker Snot

Sperm, baby batter

I wonder if I have enough pecker snot for a foursome?

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Zob

Ethnic name for a penis

My Zob Is Big

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Flewumpcious

The act of eating nasal mucus after someone sneased it out.

Kyle has the flu and sneazed on the table. 1 minute later it was gone and Philip seemed satisfied.

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Nut Fart

When you are sitting down and the fart goes up between your leg and your nut and tickles your leg.

I did one just then and I thought you should know about it

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