Fur and fangs

A cute way to refer to a child’s hair and teeth.

Bedtime. Don’t forget to brush your fur and fangs.

Lady Peen

Another way to refer to the clitoris.

Wow, are you sure that dog is a girl? Did you see the size of her lady peen?

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Oinkment

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.

Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.

Quackers

A cute way for a child to refer to crackers.

I hungry. Where is my bag of cheese and quackers?