Nigger Roll

When a n00b smoker gets some pot and asks a stingy nigger to roll him a 2-pape...
The nigger then proceeds to take half of the n00bs weed, and roll him a 1-pape, when the nigger is done, he says he rolled all of the pot into a 1-pape, and the n00b believes him and walks away...

n00b: Hey man, can you roll me a 2-pape, with this pot?;
Nigger: Aight;
n00b: Thanks. *Hands over chron*
Nigger: *steals half* *rolls other half* *gives it to n00b*; That be a 1-pape/1gram spliff, yo
n00b: Thanks man *walks away* <under_breath>Sweet
Nigger: <under_breath>fuckin' dumbassss
(*Later in the day*)
n00b: Hey man, check out this 1 gram joint, some nigger rolled it for me.
Pothead: That's a nigger roll, man, I bet he took like half your weed, that looks like a .5 joint, man.
n00b: Fuckin' niggers!
Pothead: I keep telling you not to trust niggers, this is what you get!

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