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Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebackerâ¦and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.
Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?
Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn
Torrance: Yeahâ¦cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblinâ on some meat.
Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.
Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.
Terry: Hey what happened at Tommyâs the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.
Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harryâs testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.
Terry: Gnarly! Rayâs wife is gonna be pissed!
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The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasnât been? 30 days and 30 nights. Thatâs what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?
John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way
Greg: what happened?
John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
All the walls are wet. The food is great. The staff is friendly. They are also wet. A restaurant where you can get wet? And it looks like a shack? That is what lies behind the doors of this infamous family owned establishment. Take a date there and you are sure to get some back seat lovinââ¦hell weâve seen a couple of dudes playing butt hole tag on the front lawn after a hefty meal. We wonât call the cops on ya! Come on down. Bring your wettest attitude. Youâll love it.
Tracy: Iâm starving. But I also wanna get wet too!
Kevin: Letâs go to the wet shack. We can get wet and eat some burger sandwiches. Sex after will be like jungle love.
Tracy: I cannot wait!
When she asks you to go inside her vagina and treat it like a butt hole.
Ashford: Hey man what do you know about Butt Fucking a Pussy�
Braylon: Iâve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.
Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Letâs just hope I can throttle some flesh
Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.
One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous âsidewindingâ technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Josephâs legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.
Waylan: Whoâs your favorite ball player Bucky?
Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playinâ but thatâs alright.