Mathew

An oversized baby man who needs his diaper changed & a drool bib. A needy, creepy crawler who needs a tutor to unlearn everything he thinks a woman likes.

I saw Mathew & his nanny buying oversized diapers at the big boy store.

6👍 7👎

assmatt

A person named Matt, who acts like an hazardous ass.

One who steals happiness & runs rampid over everything good.

This guy can ruin a party & clear a room in one sentence.

These type of AssMatts should be banished to an island much like the one where lepers were once sent.

It is important to NEVER, EVER make eye contact with an AssMatt, or you will surly want to shave off your own eyebrows & wear ugly Hawaiian print shirts.

I waited under the bed for 5 hours so AssMatt wouldn't talk to me.