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A succubus, in training, in human form, to later take over succubus duties in the after life
Stephanie just found out that's her after life is already written in stone she's going to be a succubus because right now she's a sexubus
The act of elevating to the tallest point possible while on your knees.
Stephanie while providing sucking privilege had to get on her tippy knees in order to get my entire shaft down her throat.
Combining the name Jonathan with the word generous....... Because he is.....
Jonathan sure looks out for a lot of people and is very Jonerous with his resources......
A darting team containing a female ( with an ass that makes other females jealous ) and a male ( that knows how to find the middle of a dart board )
Even though we got last in our dart league every one was jealous of our team name " the booty & da-bull bull ".
Derived from the word halitosis ( chronic bad breath ). Holitosis refers to any other foul smelling Orifice on the human body but is generally used to describe a foul smelling vagina.
When we started to mess around...I noticed her halitosis was so bad I didn't want to kiss her.... so I immediately put my head between her legs and her holitosis made me vomit.
A pet fetish..... dog..cat..horse..exotic cat..etc.
Girl 1: hey.... where is your boyfriend Joe Bob? I thought we could double date tonight....
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!
Laughing My Ass Off While Driving
The last message Stephanie sent was LMAOWD......