French Oven

When you fart into your girl's vagina then close it real quick and pull a blanket over her head.

I ripped a mad french oven on my girl last night. We broke up.

Dirty Pizza

When you're having sex and you cum on their chest - grab a spoon and use the back of it to smear it around in a circle, the nips are already the peperonis and then you grab some olives and chuck it at them. Bone apple tea!

*chefs kiss* that's a spicy dirty pizza