cock hand

A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.

Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.

Soap will kill all traces of the disease.

Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.

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