olfactory rape

Being subjected in public to any offensive odor, i.e., bo, cigarettes, cigar smoke, barn boots, farts, unwashed, unbathed bodies, etc.

At this weekend's fiber festival, I was the victim of olfactory rape by a clearly unbathed individual who was also covered with third hand smoke.

Cream sauce eaters

Cream sauce eaters. People who prefer a good, mild cream sauce to a bunch of Texas peppers.

We are cream sauce eaters.