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Table flipppp! it shows how angery u are.

n00b: LOL XD REKTED!!
me: (╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻ nuuu

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septic eye

having an eye infection (because of a soccerball, if you're cool)

usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..

1: "AHH!! why did you just hit me?? ;-;"
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-

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murdet

a 'Murdet' is a person whom 'hasn't' done a murder, as a lie. this is used most commonly in jokes/pleding to another with a very low grammer skill

"WHOA THAT WAS TEAM KILL JERK!!"
"DUDE IT WAS JUST PRACTICE ON U, A MURDET OR SOMETHIN'"