donkey lips

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.

"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.

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lenox

The personification of elemental chaos.

"How long has it been since lenox last stopped by?"

"Dunno, son...I always hide in the basement when that sumbitch comes to town."

"You puss."

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