Leir

He’s just a simple guy that loves his pepperoni pasta melts and his 2 four cheese pizzas he also does rancid farts after he has ate pepperoni pasta melts his signature look is a classic handle bar moustache with a hipster vibe to it he also wears a lime green baggy mankini with a hairy gooch sometimes you see one ball bag hanging out the side of the mankini he is also the co founder and creator of the fermented jar and the fermented spray that he has made 6.5 billion pounds selling the recipe

I just want to be like leir leir

Perfect burgur

A wise man once said there’s nothing like a perfect burgur in the afternoon

A wiseman: I cannot wait for that perfect burgur in the afternoon there is nothing like a perfect burgur in the afternoon on a hot summers day

A bargain lunch

A bargain lunch

A bargain lunch that comes in a plastic tub costing just over 25P that contains Whole Weat brown bread costing just over 15P, a 5P bag of prawn cocktail crisps, a side salad costing just over 55P A summer fruits oasis or an off brand version normally costing just over 40P, strawberry yoggy costing 45P , a crisp and ham wrap costing just over 20P
Girthy L: Lengthy Ja come and look at this lunch I just got it was a bargain the woman with orangutang titties sold it me!
LengthyJA: Wow I’m going to get my self a bargain lunch that looks delicious plus I can save a bit of cash even though we are multi billionaires!

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

Cyst sandwich

A sandwich made of a persons cyst typically topped of with a bit of puss

John: Andy get me a cyst sandwich will you

Andy:no problem John

Andy:*cuts cyst off bumhole*

Vegan farts

Farts that smell like vegan burgers and sausages typically done by a vegan

Ja:fucking hell I smell vegan farts a vegan must be close by!
L: holy shit I can to that smells disgusting I bet they shit out carrots and veggies

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Hoodedman farts

A guy that wears a hood and does farts that stink like raw cat shit also looks like a hippie with a handle bar moustache

LengthyJA: Holy shit I can smell raw cat shit that hippie looking guy with the handle bar moustache must be doing the hoodedman farts

Girthy L:Yea it’s definitely him it’s not me
LengthyJA: why you looking so sheepish?