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Boinkiversary

the annual recurrence of a date marking the first time you boinked someone;

a date that follows such a boinking by a specified period of time measured in units other than year

Oh my God, Alex! Next March will be our one-year boinkiversary.

by Leo Swopes January 12, 2010

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Amuse-douche

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.

Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.

by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009

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