BEP

The initials for the Black Eyed Peas. Duh.

"Hey, Jack, I'm going to a BEP concert. Wanna come?"
"Sure Jill, that sounds like an awful lot of fun! Whoopee!"

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priceless

Eggs $5.00
Masks $9.00
Brintey spears tickets $75.00

Egging America's Pop Princess: Priceless

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tutu

The name of my cat... I'm thinking of dying her pink... but that would be cruel. I didn't name her, by the way. My little sister was the idiot who did.

"Tutu was on the roof last night... stupid cat."

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god

Apparently the almmighty being of the Universe, but why is it a GUY? Wanna know why? Because the people who wrote the bible were guys. End of story.

Man, I talked to God the other day, and she is PISSED.

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nw!

Abbr. for "NO WAY!" Used commonly online when typing the extra 3 letters is just too tiring.

happyisme987: Tony called me yesterday...
firegoddess450: NW!
happyisme987: What does that mean? Are you jealous of me or something? Bitch.

(happyisme987 signed off.)

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nil

Slang term for zero, or nothing. Often used in sports.

"Woohoo! We're winning 20 to nil! Sweet!" - Person A
"What the frick is 'nil'?" - Person B
"WOOT!" - Person A

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ctrn

Abbrievation for "Can't Talk Right Now" - commonly used online, like when someone is trying to IM you and you're really busy.

Or if you just don't like them, and are pretending to be really busy.

summer_girl19: Omg, you will NEVER believe what happened last night between me and Michael!

iluvorli_78: Ctrn - working on English paper.

summer_girl19: Ok, bye!

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