holybrittle

One who understands all mysteries and all knowledge and who may be observed in their spare time rewriting the books contained in both the old and new testament in less time than it takes to toast a pop tart.

We thought we'd successfully fooled an entire nation into a blind acceptance of our exceedingly evil agenda when from out of left field arrived the purveyor of truth, holybrittle - curses!!! Now I've got to resign and spend more time with my family.

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Vile

The first word that comes to mind when one's sentence is interrupted by a lightning bolt belch.

The belch and it's contents effectively pierced my left earlobe and was well, vile.

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