country face

The facial reaction you make at a co-worker who does something socially acceptable at work but would be considered taboo to you otherwise or amongst your peers.

After listening to the third Toby Keith song play over my co-worker's speakers, everyone noticed my country face. That shit is unacceptable.

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Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.

Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.

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