necrodoucher

Someone who cleans a dead woman's vagina with his tongue. Usually a prelude to sex with the corpse, making a necrodoucher oftentimes a full-blown necrophiliac.

An insult associating a disliked person with such an unspeakable act.

That asshole Bob is such a psycho, I bet he gets his jollies from being a necrodoucher.

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arseream

For definition, see assream.

Man, I got totally arsereamed when that motherfucker stole my car.

pole polisher

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.

You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.

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necrodouching

The act of being a necrodoucher.

What an asshole! You were caught necrodouching your grandmother you sick fuck!

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jum

The concoction resulting from the act of "jumming" (ejaculating in someone else's juice). Combination of the words "juice" and "cum."

Glenn: Dude, I totally jizzed in your juicebox. Haha!
Band Geek: Not cool. First my mouthpiece, now this jum? I hate you!

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Scrobama

Derogatory reference to Barack Obama. Created by taking the first letters of "scrotum" and adding them to his name, if you couldn't already tell, you retard.

Scrobama or McCain? Those are our choices? Fucking seriously? This country is so screwed.

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fedge

Like "fuck" is sometimes spelled and pronounced "feck," "fudge" (meaning "fuck") can be spelled and pronounced "fedge" as well. Useful when "fuck," "feck," and "fudge" grow old, and especially useful when saying it around adults at church or any other sensitive environment.

1. Fedge, it sure was a hard day today.

2. I can't find my fedging car keys!

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