spicer saw

When you rub a dry hand under your female partners v-jay jay vigorously in a sawing motion. A little treat for your partner on a Friday night after a Chinese.

Male Partner: tonight are you down for a spicer Saw?
Female partner: we have just had a Chinese and a glass of pino so yes, yes I am!
*male partner proceeds with intercorse and jumps in with a spicy saw half way through*

cratt

Someone who is intelligent and has a great sense of humour.

They always wear glasses.

alright Cratt, where are you going today?
Cratt, dinner is ready!
Golf today Cratt?
oh Cratt wears two bags at once!

cratt

Someone who is intelligent and has a great sense of humour.

They always wear glasses.

alright Cratt, where are you going today?
Cratt, dinner is ready!
Golf today Cratt?
oh Cratt wears two bags at once!