elkined

(V) The state of being caught in a terrible web of lies. Alternate : to realize you are actually a loser after all.

I am so elkined after finding out women do not find me charming despite being short and not very attractive.

douche nozzle

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

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