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An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.
As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.
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When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.
As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
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An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.
Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.