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im fucked

a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven

Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!

by Les Crapp June 9, 2006

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cowpatty

the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander

Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.

by Les Crapp September 6, 2007

18👍 2👎


hachet gash

another name for the femail sex organ

Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!

by Les Crapp June 9, 2006

12👍 5👎


Fucking Mule

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

by Les Crapp October 1, 2007


pensil dick

An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil

Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.

also used to show ignorance

I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.

I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!

Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!

by Les Crapp September 10, 2007

15👍 11👎


Roll and Kick

redneck way of racing you match speeds then slam the throtle down

The other night i had a "Roll and Kick" race with that dumbshit with the camaro and doged him.

by Les Crapp August 22, 2008

9👍 1👎


blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

by Les Crapp July 30, 2011