a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out
to be without a lifeline or safehaven
Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!
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the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander
Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.
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another name for the femail sex organ
Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!
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Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil
Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.
also used to show ignorance
I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.
I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!
Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!
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redneck way of racing you match speeds then slam the throtle down
The other night i had a "Roll and Kick" race with that dumbshit with the camaro and doged him.
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a person with no clear objective or reason for living
someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!
That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup